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In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day."
The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."

He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

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"A"
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ADDY Normally and email address, but sometime refers to snailmail
AFAIC As Far as I'm Concerned
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIUI As I Understand it
AKA Also Known As
ALSL Along The Same Line
ASAP As Soon As Possible
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
AYOR At Your Own Risk

"B"
b/c Because
B4 Before ...

http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-135329-1.htm stuffed animal cut into two pieces and a blanket added between

Go to utube. Do search for" Ken's Machine quilt frame project"

It is a very good tutorial and direction

Flaky Pie Pastry Donna Rickman March 2011

1 lb. crisco
5 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
Mix the previous 3 ingredients until crumbly.

Add 1 cup 7-UP or Sprite
Depending on the altitude where you live
you may need more or less....7Up/Sprite

You can play and play with this - if it starts to get stiff, just add a bit (1 tsp at a time) more 7-up and mix, roll on a floured surface quite thin. Bake at the temperature required ...

Two Swedes from Minnesota, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.

They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaW26igygE

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