The computer swallowed Grandma,
yes, honestly, it's true.
She pressed "control" & "enter"
and disappeared from view.
I've searched through the recycle bin
and files of every kind:
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found "online".
So if inside your "inbox",
My Grandma you should see,
Please "copy", "scan" and "paste" her
and send her back to me!