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Thread: 2 jokes for Sunday

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    Super Member ptquilts's Avatar
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    "How many church members does it take to change a light bulb?"

    Whaddaya mean CHANGE??? That light bulb was given in memory of my Grandmother! My father installed it with his bare hands! He donated his time AND the use of his ladder to do it, too! My family's been members of this church for four generations! And if you think you're gonna come in here and make a bunch of changes all of a sudden, Pastor, you've got another think coming!

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    One balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship spied smoke coming from one of three huts on an uncharted island. Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've been alone on this island for more than five years!"
    The captain replied, "If you're all alone on the island why do I see THREE huts."
    The survivor said, "Oh. Well, I live in one, and go to church in another."
    "What about the THIRD hut?" asked the captain.


    "That's where I USED to go to church."

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    hahahahahahahahhahahahha!!!!!

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    Just got in from church - enjoyed these and whether we want to admit it - it's true!

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Hahahahaha! Too, too, toooooooo funny

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    Those are so cute.

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