3 men.....the test...funny
11-29-2010, 08:55 PM
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Three men were hiking through a forest...
...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools
and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
...
and walked across the bridge
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools
and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
...
and walked across the bridge
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
11-30-2010, 12:56 AM
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Location: Merced, CA
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My late DH had a plaque on his desk that said "If you can't do it right the first time, then do it the way your wife wanted you to."
One of my girls gave it to him and he thought it was funny. I think it may be the truth.
One of my girls gave it to him and he thought it was funny. I think it may be the truth.
11-30-2010, 01:31 AM
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Location: Beautiful Washington State
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Of course its the truth! :)
Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
My late DH had a plaque on his desk that said "If you can't do it right the first time, then do it the way your wife wanted you to."
One of my girls gave it to him and he thought it was funny. I think it may be the truth.
One of my girls gave it to him and he thought it was funny. I think it may be the truth.
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