After being married for 60 years, I took a careful look at my wife and said...... sixty years ago we had a cheap house a junk car slept on a sofabed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18 yearold.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home a $35.000.00 car a nice bed and a large screen TV and ........... I'm sleeping with a 78 year old woman. it seems to me you are not holding up to your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. she told me to find a hot 18 year old girl and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap house driving a junk car sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? they really know how to solve an old guy's problems.