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Thread: The Accident .....Wednesday's funny

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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police

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    Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I'm so glad you post these jokes everyday! I look forward to them. Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police

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    Good one!

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    I am also looking everyday for your jokes.
    Thank you. Have a wonderful day!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: where do you come up with these jokes, they are so cute can't wait to tell dear old hubby. :thumbup:

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    good one thanks

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Heard that one, but it's really funny again!!!

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