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Thread: Aging Princess and Frog

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    A woman is 72 years old and loves to fish.

    She was sitting in her boat the other day when she heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

    She looked around and couldn't see anyone. She thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'

    She looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

    The woman said, 'Are you talking to me?'

    The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most handsome man you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your husband!'

    The woman looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in her front pocket.

    The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your handsome husband.'

    She opened her pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

    With age comes wisdom.

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    I love it!!! LOL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjomomma
    I love it!!! LOL!!
    ROFLOL

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    HAHAHAHA, thanks!!!!!!!!!! :D

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    Good one!

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    Great.

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