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Old 11-05-2010, 07:44 PM
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An old,nearly blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:46 PM
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Goooooood onnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!!
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:47 PM
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:roll: :D :D
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:51 PM
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OMG so funny.
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:54 PM
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Great one. Made me laugh out loud. Gotta tell this one somebody quick while it is still fresh on my mind. That's Ditter for the laugh.
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GOOD ONE!! :lol:
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lol!
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:09 PM
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That is a good one. LOL LOL
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! That is a true Texas Cowboy joke!!!
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:31 PM
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Ohhhh LOL :)
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