One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior going on.
95% of the people were misbehaving and only 5% were not.
He was not pleased so He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them and give them a little something
to help keep them going...
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering because I didn't get one either.