butterflywing

MY TRIP TO COSTCO
>
> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina cat chow for
> my loyal pet, Siam, the Wonder Cat and was in the checkout line when a woman
> behind me asked if I had a cat.
>
> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little
> to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a cat, I was starting
> the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up
> in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
> an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
> in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
> or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it
> works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
> practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the cat food
> poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's
> butt and a car hit us both.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
> laughing so hard.
>
> Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
>
> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
> world to think of crazy things to say.
>
> =

amma

BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

littlehud

Soooo funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ninnie

Funny!!!

butterflywing

oh, amma, i love you. and that silly little horse you rode in on :D

kluedesigns

ROTFLMAO!!!

you're such a New Yorker :D

butterflywing

you know i wouldn't have it any other way. :mrgreen:

amma

Love Ya too BW!!!! Whenever I see you have added a new topic, I get on my little horsie and gallop on in to see what you have found to amuse us with this time!!! 8) :lol: 8)
You sure can come up with some good ones :shock: :lol: :wink:
He also make it easier :twisted: when I leave a reply and need to make a fast exit too!!! :shock: :lol: If only he did not feel the need to stop and sing every 10 seconds, I could have faster getaways :roll: :roll: :roll:

k3n

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I LOVE you BW!!! (I really hope it's true BTW - I wouldn't be surprised! :wink: )

butterflywing

k3n..no

i wish it were true. i have been known to say some pretty goofy things in stores, but this wasn't one of them.

i get them from my family. doesn't everyone have a funny, crazy family? there are a bunch of us and we're all nutty as fruitcakes. must be in the jeans. er, genes. we have other stuff in our jeans besides cat nuggets. some other nuggets.