FW: The sheer negligee
02-28-2011, 11:29 AM
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A husband walked into Victoria Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities ranging from $250.00 to $500.00 - the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts to pay the $500.00 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy) "I have an idea.....this is so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500.00 for myself."
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.
Her husband says: " Good grief! You'd think for $500.00, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
He is shown several possibilities ranging from $250.00 to $500.00 - the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts to pay the $500.00 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy) "I have an idea.....this is so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500.00 for myself."
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.
Her husband says: " Good grief! You'd think for $500.00, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
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