Bob forgot his anniversary Wednesday.
His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box.... gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday~~~~~~!!!