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Thread: The Anniversary gift....funny!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Bob forgot his anniversary Wednesday.
    His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!"

    The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box.... gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale.





    Bob has been missing since Friday~~~~~~!!!

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    Super Member Ripped on Scotch's Avatar
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    I was taking a drink and almost spit it all over my screen! That was a good one! Thanks Ditter

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :P :P :P

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    Good one!

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    ROTFLMAO!!!

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    Thanks Ditter.

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    Thanks Ditter - you always make me laugh!

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