Another Blonde joke!!
09-19-2011, 07:33 PM
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me
in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and
down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, What do you mean there's more..
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are
going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...
(You're going to love this!)
Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!
in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and
down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, What do you mean there's more..
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are
going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...
(You're going to love this!)
Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!
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