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Thread: Bad Day....funny!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Date: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 9:49 PM

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making
    biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
    "Come on, man!" the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late
    to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car
    had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

    I left my wallet in the cab
    I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage end to it all. I buy a drink.
    I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve.
    Then some jack-ass
    shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me - how's your day going?"

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    Some days are just like that, aren't they? You are one funny lady! Thanks for all the laughs!

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    Too funny

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    What a twist at the end. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Oh woe is me!

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    Funny!

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    Thanks for the laughs

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