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Old 02-27-2011, 07:42 AM
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Great Word Defintions (Try to Find These In The Dictionary!!)






ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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Old 02-27-2011, 07:50 AM
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Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:
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Old 02-27-2011, 07:59 AM
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Thanks for the giggles Ditter!
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Your back....:) Missed reading your posting every day. I like this one.
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Good one Ditter!!
I think we all missed you!!!
Glad you are back *Ü*
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lol!
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good to have you back on board to give us our daily sprinkle of humor!
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I love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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You have been gone way too long! Glad to see you.
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Liked the definition of "secret". :) Thanks for the smiles.
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