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Thread: Best surgeon! JOKE

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    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

    The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

    The third surgeon, from Austin, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable

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    LOLOL that was funny

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    Thanks for the giggle Jacquie!!

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    oh my! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    You naughty girl!!! LOLOL :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny! :-P

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    LOVE it

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    That is a really good one. I am sending it to my boss who is an Orthopaedic Surgeon!

    Thanks Smiles.

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    That's a good one!

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    LOVE IT!!!!!

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