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Old 01-11-2011, 07:35 PM
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A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he's going.
"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asks,
"Really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife", he replied.
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Old 01-11-2011, 07:36 PM
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oh that's a good one.
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Old 01-11-2011, 07:40 PM
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That's a good one but personally, I always waited until the next day when his head was pounding before I talked to him, and talked, and talked, and TALKED!!!!
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hah! very funny... Thanks, Elfi2!
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by raptureready
That's a good one but personally, I always waited until the next day when his head was pounding before I talked to him, and talked, and talked, and TALKED!!!!
Yes, it was my tactic too and I put on the vaccuum cleaner, specially in the bedroom where he was still trying to sleep it off :lol: I slammed a few drawers.... ;-) and doors.... :-D it was my sort of therapy :thumbup:
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:58 AM
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That's funny!
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Old 01-12-2011, 04:58 AM
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Very funny!
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Old 01-12-2011, 08:35 AM
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nice one:)"))
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