A bit of new humor

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Old 06-14-2012, 07:37 AM
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Two guys, one old and one young, were pushing their carts around Walmart when they collided head-on. The old guy says to the young guy, "I'm sorry, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention." The young guy says"That's OK. I'm looking for my wife also. I can't find her and I'm getting desperate." Then the old guy says, "What does your wife look like? And the young guy says, "She's young, red-haired, buxom, pretty, long legged, wearing short shorts but no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours!"
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Old 06-14-2012, 04:43 PM
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That's cute!!
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Old 06-15-2012, 02:58 AM
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ROTFLOL! Too cute!
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Now that is funny. thanks
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Perfect
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