The Black Bra

Old 11-10-2010, 10:34 AM
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, .
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:35 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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LOL I love it!! Isn't it sad how mariage does that sometime though
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*bahahaaaa*

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Love it.
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ROFLMBO
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so funny and so true!
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Good one. LMBO
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That's too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh my goodness!! Thank you for the laugh!!!
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