Blonde joke....funny!!

Old 07-06-2011, 04:49 PM
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Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with pallets of sod.



"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.



"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.



"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:50 PM
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that is too cute! I will have to share with the family!
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:52 PM
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I like that one! Thanks for the laugh :)
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:53 PM
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ROFL !!!!
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:59 PM
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Roflmao!!!!
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:07 PM
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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy" she tells the vet.

Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".

She says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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Thanks for the laugh!!!
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LOL, too cute!!
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:31 PM
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LMBO :D:D:D
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:47 PM
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If only we could (laughter). Thanks for sharing.
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