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Thread: A Blonde's Year In Review

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    Super Member Chasing Hawk's Avatar
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    A Blonde’s Year in Review

    January
    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February
    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
    Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won’t fit in printer!!!

    March
    Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
    Box said ’ 2-4 years!’

    April
    Trapped on escalator for hours …
    Power went out!!!

    May
    Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….
    8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

    June
    Tried to go water skiing…....
    Couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

    July
    Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..
    Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August
    Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..
    Car swamped because soft-top was open.

    September
    The capital of California is ‘C’.....isn’t it???

    October
    Hate M & M’s…..
    They are so hard to peel.

    November
    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
    Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December
    Couldn’t call 911.
    ‘Duh’.....there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!!!

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    Reminds me of several I had to work with. LOL

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    :lol: So funny! I copied it and sent it to a friends. TKS for sharing.

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