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Thread: the blue suit (funny)

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    Super Member litacats's Avatar
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    A man'd just died was delivered to the local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. the female blond mortician asked the deaceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, she pointed out that he did look good in the black suit he is already wearing, the widow however, said that her husband always looked his best in blue, and that she wanted him in a blue suit, she gave the blond mortician a blank check and said I don't care what ti costs but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.
    the woman returned the next day for the wake. to her delight she found her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fitted him perfectly... she said to the mortician, what ever the cost I am very satisfied.. you did an excelent job and I am very grateful, How much did you spend? to her astonishment, the blond mortician presents her with the blank check,
    theres no charge she said, NO really I must compensate you for the cost of the exquisite blue suit. the she said honestly
    ma-am it cost nothing. you seea deceased gentleman of about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit, I asked his wife if she minded him going to the grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference to her as long as he looked nice.


    "So I just switched heads"

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