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    Senior Member drgranny's Avatar
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    Pastor's Business Card



    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

    Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10 ..'

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

    Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?


    They still are! Pass it on
    'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22 )

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    I LOVE it!!! Thanks for sharing :D:D:D

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    Good one! :)

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    there's one i haven't heard before--cute! thanks for the laugh!

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    I like that one!

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    hehehe ,,,, need to remember this one!!

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    Funny

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    How cute!! :D

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    Gotta remember that one to pass on to my preacher! Thanks.

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    Finally a CLEAN joke. LOL

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