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Thread: Butt Dust............

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    It might be a repeat for some.....

    What Is Butt Dust?
    Children are TRULY a gift from God!!! Our lives would be oh so dull without their words of wisdom!

    Now, what you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the answer to this and much more! :) ... and, yes a smile may sneak up on you, once or twice...


    JACK (age 3)
    was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'


    MELANIE (age 5)
    asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'


    STEVEN (age 3)
    hugged and kissed his Mom good night 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'


    BRITTANY (age 4)
    had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'


    SUSAN (age 4)
    was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

    DJ (age 4)
    stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'


    CLINTON (age 5)
    was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen when I get married. How will my wife fit in this little bed?'


    MARC (age 4)
    was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'


    TAMMY(age 4)
    was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'


    JAMES (age 4)
    was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'


    The Sermon (I'm pretty sure) this Mom will NEVER forget...

    On this particular Sunday...
    'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued on, but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

    Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles...


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    After teaching for almost 30 yrs. I will never understand how kids' minds work...they are amazing!!! and these were great!!! Thank you for the smiles...Naomi
    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Yes, I've seen these, but they are still very funny!

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    I love those little tikes, they are so full of funny thoughts. :thumbup:

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    butt dust, that is priceless!! :mrgreen: I do love kids lol.

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    These are too funny! Thank you for sharing! :D :D

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    a smile and a giggle :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    We are butt dust!! Psalm 103:14 (NAS)

    I use these guys in my Sunday School class all the time...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE-H1vWZ8RY

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    Kids are just to funny sometimes!!!

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    Sooo cute. I haven't seen those before. Thanks for the morning smile.

    Suzy

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