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Thread: bw is on a roll tonite. GETTING MARRIED

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds "

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."





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    :lol: :lol:

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    you made me laugh.... :D

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    TeeHee so funny. Thanks for the laugh. :D :D :D

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    TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!! :-)

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    Very funny... sadly

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    Great idea for people my age!!!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol:

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    OMG -- that's a good one! (I have a friend who's getting married for the 2nd time -- both are in their 50's -- and I just had to send it to her!!!)

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