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Thread: Calmness

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    Member LeeJay's Avatar
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    Happy New Year!
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    > A PRACTICAL SOLUTION TO FINDING INNER PEACE!
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    > I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
    > use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
    > the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The
    > way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
    > have never finished."
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    > So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    > finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
    > of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos,
    > the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
    > some Doritos, Salsa, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
    >
    >
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    > ...You have no idea how freak'n calm I feel right now.

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    Funnnny.

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    Oh, yeah!

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    Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... I like that kind of advice :D

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    i'd still be going around in circles if i tried that!

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    I guess I had better look around but, I won't find any alcohol here other than rubbing . LOL

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    Sounds like you need your stomach pumped.

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    sounds like fun LOL

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    A good one!

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