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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?....funny

Old 07-29-2012, 11:48 AM
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Washing Dishes with Coldwater: A MUST READ! Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..


After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.


However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.


Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:50 AM
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Hey - grandfather lived to 90 - - - - - -
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:14 PM
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Yikes!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:29 PM
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oh boy, i started laughing because i knew what was coming. yuck! icky but he hasn't keeled over yet!
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I'd rather be kissed by that dog than by some men I know!

He sure is a handsome boy!
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:28 PM
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Granddad is still alive. lol Barb
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:26 PM
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That is a good story, nice to hear it again. I had heard it with the old man living in Minnesota and said as clean as Hans can make them.

Thanks, Ditter, I love your posts.
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Too cute! Cold water is certainly earning his keep.
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Cold water is a pretty dog. Very funny.
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I remember reading that the Indians in the southwest used sand to clean cooking pots because water was not plentiful.
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