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Thread: Childbirth at 65

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    THE JOYS OF BECOMING A PARENT "LATER" IN LIFE!

    - Childbirth at 65

    Too good not to pass on, Enjoy!!

    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

    'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

    'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' She said.

    After another few minutes had elapsed,

    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

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    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol :D:D

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    Oh my!

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    OMG -- that's FUNNY!

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    Lol!!

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    LOL

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    Whew, what a relief. I was scared there actually was a 65YO that would offer to carry a baby, let alone raise one! Gee, I'm exhausted just thinking about it!

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    ROFL!!! Too funny!!!

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    That is to funny!!!

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    I'm going to have nightmares!! Suppose it happened to me? Or you? Ye gads!! :lol:

    Jan in VA

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