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Thread: Chuckle

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    Senior Member QuiltinLee's Avatar
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    REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy- efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

    Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

    Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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    Good One :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I am still chuckling :lol: :lol: :lol: gotta go and pass this one on :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    That's funny!

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    Almost made me spit my pop when I read that! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

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    That was priceless! [like the windows!!] <gr>

    Reminds me of the highway patrolman who looked over and was shocked to see that the young blonde woman in the next lane was knitting as she drove down the highway.

    "PULL OVER!" he shouted at her.

    "NO," she shouted back. "IT'S A CARDIGAN...."

    :lol:

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    LMAO ! Thanks I needed that :lol: :D :lol: :D
    Sharon

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    LOL!!! Had to read that one to DH. Hope the lady selling me a new floor says that it will pay for itself too!

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    RAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: Thanks I needed that this morning.
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    LOL

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