Church humor...
03-17-2011, 06:55 AM
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Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt"
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy Comforter is coming."
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt"
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy Comforter is coming."
03-17-2011, 07:14 AM
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Funny! I used to teach the Sunday Preschool class. I've heard some cute ones. One little boy brought his offering each Sunday. I asked the class why we brought money to Sunday school and the little guy answered very seriously, "we have to pay to get in!"
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