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    Old 07-29-2011, 10:13 PM
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    This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and . . . .
    learned to use the Computer.....
    They are the greatest!!!



    THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly its true!
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.

    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.

    In desperation, I asked Jeeves
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'

    So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me.






    We do not stop playing because we grow old;

    We grow old because we stop playing.

    NEVER Be The First To Get Old!
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    Old 07-29-2011, 11:33 PM
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    Thanks, Ditter, enjoyed it.
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    Old 07-29-2011, 11:39 PM
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    I have read that one before but it still amuses me.
    thanks for the chuckle
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    Old 07-30-2011, 02:16 AM
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    Cute!!! My mom won't even attempt to understand a computer!
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    Old 07-30-2011, 02:54 AM
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    That's good. Thanks for the laugh!
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    Old 07-30-2011, 03:43 AM
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    Originally Posted by alikat110
    Cute!!! My mom won't even attempt to understand a computer!
    My mother is the same way! She says, I have made it this many years without one and sure I can make it the remainder. Sigh, :roll:
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    Old 07-30-2011, 04:04 AM
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    Hi Ditter, this is cool. Barb
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    Old 07-30-2011, 04:23 AM
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    :lol: :lol:
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    Old 07-30-2011, 07:24 AM
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    We do not stop playing because we grow old;

    We grow old because we stop playing.

    NEVER Be The First To Get Old!


    This is one reason I quilt. I think it helps keep me young (or at least younger)
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    Old 07-30-2011, 09:12 AM
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    Cute
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