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Thread: Country folk are different......belly laugh!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    When you're from the country ~ you look at things a little

    differently...



    A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring

    ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is

    your Dad home?" the rancher asked.



    "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."



    "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"



    "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."



    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"



    "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."



    The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one

    foot to the other and mumbling to himself.



    "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I

    know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I

    could take a message for Dad."



    "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk

    to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie,

    pregnant."'



    The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa

    about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa

    charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know

    how much he gets for Howard."

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    Oh! You made me laugh! That's great! Thank you :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Yup that's how we are!!!

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    love it long time ago and forgotten it and now got new chuckle.

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    Yes, we farmers are a different group(lol)

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    Thats great!!! Love it!!!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one. You always make me laugh.

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    OMG, this has us all laughing here with tears running down our eyes.

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    That's funny!!

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    LOL!

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