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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:25 AM
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    A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.


    The Cow said, "I give fifty liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"


    The Ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter. I can carry fifty-two times my own weight. That's why I am the greatest!"

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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:27 AM
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    You toot!!!
    Silly me, Lol!!

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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:28 AM
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    ROLMBO!!!!
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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:30 AM
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    LOL!
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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:34 AM
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    Oh silly you. I love it.
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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:48 AM
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    So FUNNY :!: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:52 AM
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    I was scrolling down like crazy anticipating what the old fart would say-----Oh!!!!! Well let me think for a minute!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!You are a hoot Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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    Old 10-30-2010, 06:59 AM
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    The greatest yet!!!!!!!!!!
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    Old 10-30-2010, 07:27 AM
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOT ME!! AGAIN!! lololol
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    Old 10-30-2010, 07:35 AM
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    LOL.... are you trying to tell us somthing? :)
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