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Thread: Cowboy Story.....touching

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,

    I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
    So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
    I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you'!"

    St. Peter was impressed! "When did all this happen?" he asked.






    "Oh, a couple of minutes ago"
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    Funny, I've missed reading your stories.

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    Ooops!!! To funny

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    good one

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    Love it!

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    Funny

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