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Thread: A Cowboy Tombstone

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    A Cowboy Tombstone





    A COWBOY TOMBSTONE. Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:







    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.







    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.







    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.







    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.







    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.




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    Good one!
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    it's true, love it!

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    Thanks for the chuckle!
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    Man, ain't dat da troof? LOL!
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    LOL!! That's cute!!

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    I heard that but with the genders reversed.

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    Had to show DH this one, we both had a good laugh. Thank you!
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    ROFLOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

    Hope everyone has a quilty happy beautiful weather day!

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    LOL how funny is this .. thanks for sharing !! made my morning !!
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