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Old 09-21-2010, 01:35 PM
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Important Women's Health Issue:
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:49 PM
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Frozen, no salt please! :P
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:58 PM
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So funny.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 09-21-2010, 02:11 PM
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Yea for margaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny funny funny!!!! And so true...Darn margaritas
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Ha Ha! You got me! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'll take a dozen of them. Oh wait, I can't due to rx meds. Darn it!
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LOL! I love this-I am especially fond of strawberry margaritas :)
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Ahhhh...my weakness.....LOL
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