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Thread: Cute joke

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    Senior Member tlcquiltnut's Avatar
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    The sex of a fly

    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    "What are you doing?"
    She asked..

    "Hunting Flies"
    He responded.

    "Oh. ! Kill any?"
    She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked..
    "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded,
    "3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone."

    :-D :-D :thumbup:

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Thanks!! :thumbup:

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    :)

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    That's too funny!!!

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    :lol: :lol: Thanx for the chuckle! :D

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    FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY ..... ur funny

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