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Old 06-20-2010, 07:16 AM
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My friends brother had a septic pumping company.

"Your crap is our bread and butter"

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Old 06-20-2010, 08:21 AM
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My daughter in college, to a beau who didn't make the grade:

"Cancel my subscription, I don't want your issues."
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Old 06-20-2010, 08:41 AM
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Not a problem, I understand. My sister lived in that town and it was a short lived advertising campaign anyway. Bet the marketing person got fired.
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:51 AM
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:55 AM
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To a politian: Had to sell the cow, so I don't need your bull!"
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Old 06-20-2010, 02:09 PM
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On a mattress truck that happened to be at an assisted living facility - "The Young and the Rest of Us." I thought it was Young and Restless at first.
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Old 06-20-2010, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by marsye
Originally Posted by raptureready
Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"
That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'll bet it did :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 06-20-2010, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by hazeljane
My daughter in college, to a beau who didn't make the grade:

"Cancel my subscription, I don't want your issues."
I love this one. I need to say this to a couple of my family members :lol: :lol: :lol:
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