Redneck Striptease (Funny)

Old 07-27-2012, 04:51 PM
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere ..

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath.

With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
a tractor'."


[Don't make me come 'splain this to you! ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:03 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! You made my belly fat jiggle!
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:18 PM
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That's so funny!
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:37 PM
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That's funny!!
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by auntpiggylpn View Post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! You made my belly fat jiggle!
My cats just came to see what was up with me also - That is the best laugh I've had in a loooonnngg time....
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:04 PM
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I can just picture him doing that -

Ever watch somebody wiggle out of coveralls?
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Old 07-27-2012, 07:21 PM
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No, but in the mirror I've seen a fat lady struggling and wiggling trying to get INTO a pair of pantyhose! lol

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I can just picture him doing that -

Ever watch somebody wiggle out of coveralls?
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Toooo Cute........I needed that laugh. Thanks.
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