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Thread: Doc Ole takes the day off

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    Super Member amandasgramma's Avatar
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    A doctor in Nor' Dakota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

    'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

    'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'

    Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

    'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: ' HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
    'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
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    'I put drops in her eyes!!
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    Sorry, Y'all thought I was posting a dirty joke!!

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    Power Poster Sadiemae's Avatar
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    That is too cute!

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    LOL!

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!! I love that!!!!

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    Had me going til the end. Funny and thanks for sharing.

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