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Thread: Doctor's visit (just 4 giggles)

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    Super Member Charlee's Avatar
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    So I went to the doctor for my yearly physical today.
    The nurse started with certain basics.

    "How much do you weigh?" she asked.

    "135," I said.

    The nurse put me on the scale. ~ Turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asked, "Your height?"
    "5 foot 4," I said.

    The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

    hmph...

    She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

    She put me on Prozac.

    What a witch.

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    Super Member Lisanne's Avatar
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    Cute!

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    Super Member SharonC's Avatar
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    LOL...so funny

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    Good one!

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    Super Member shequilts's Avatar
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    Whoa! That's the same doc I go to!!!

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    Very funny! They need to check their scale and measurements. We all know we are tall and thin!

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    Oh so funny. Thanks. :lol:

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    Senior Member redrummy's Avatar
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    I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!

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    Excuse me ... where you looking at my health chart :!: :oops: :!: lol

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    Sounds familiar, only time I showed any weight loss was at the orthopedic doctor. Goes to show that I must have "light bones". LOL

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