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Old 01-31-2010, 10:00 AM
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10 rules for men



1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other


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Old 01-31-2010, 10:09 AM
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Very funny! But I really didn't need to know that you virus checked it - several times. :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:14 AM
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Thanks Butterfly-sent this one right to my son (who has sent me many Tiger jokes that I can't pass on LOL!!)
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Originally Posted by Lisanne
Very funny! But I really didn't need to know that you virus checked it - several times. :lol: :lol:
LOL! i virus check everything i post. but i try to remember to delete that.

thanks. done.
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Aw, sheesh, I thought the virus checks at the end were hilarious!
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:06 PM
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Bflywing (my GD"s would love that tag name!)

Oh so funny sending it on as well!
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Thanks for the laugh.
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lh, are you freezing up there?
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:06 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lucky for me (and Hans!) that I'm all those things except #4! :mrgreen:
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too cute.
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