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Thread: Drugs for Women

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    DAMNITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

    EMPTYNESTROGEN
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mum's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

    PEPTOBIMBO
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

    DUMBEROL
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    MENICILLIN
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '

    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

    JACKASSPIRIN
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

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    Daughter is a nurse and I have to show her this. I think it is so funny.

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    Too cute!!!

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    That's so cute. :-D :-D

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    I just about choked from laughing so hard!!!
    Rose Hall

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    That is hilarious!!! Good One :D:D:D

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    great one,

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    lol

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    too funny! love the nagament, could save a lot of energy for sure!
    (I don't understand why they make us have to keep telling them the same things, over and over and over and over....) :mrgreen:

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    funny...nice way to start my day. thanks.

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