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Thread: Drunk Cowboy

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    Super Member TonnieLoree's Avatar
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    Subject: Fwd: Drunk Cowboy

    An apparent drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater.

    When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy,

    "Sorry, Sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

    The Cowboy just groaned but didn't even budge.

    The Usher became more impatient and insistent: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

    Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The Usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.

    Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but without success. He just laid there in a dazed stupor.

    Finally they had enough and summoned the police.

    A Texas Ranger arrived, surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "Alright buddy what's your name?"

    "Sam," the Cowboy moaned.

    "Where ya all from, Sam?"asked the Ranger.

    With terrible pain in his voice,a grim expression and without moving a muscle, Sam said, "The Balcony."

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    This one I have GOT to send to my nephew, the one who manages a movie theater here in town!!!

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    Love it. true cowboy spirit. From Pendleton huh?

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    Funny

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    OMG!!! LOL....... I just knew his name was gonna be *Reyn* ( my SIL name... about as redneck as u get)

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    more sad than funny, IMHO

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    hahahahaha... that's cute.... thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie54
    Love it. true cowboy spirit. From Pendleton huh?
    Close, but no. I live in La Grande. My friend who lives in TX sent that to me.

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