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Thread: Economy....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    IF YOU HAD . . .
    Insights into the economy:


    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

    That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

    Makes you proud to be an American!

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    Ditter you did it again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to cute.

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    Funny!!!

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    Thanks for another good laugh.

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    Hee hee !!

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    :D

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    Love it!!

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    Where do you come up with these?! Thanks!!:D

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    I just love your humor, for sure we need it these days when things just keep getting more and more expensive.

    You gave us a funny little reality check!!!!!


    sandy14

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    Amen...

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