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Thread: The End of the World

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    End Of The World


    The end of the world has finally come. God looks over the many billions of people and says to them, “Welcome to Heaven. I want the women to go with St. Peter. Go now and follow him. And you men, I want you to form two lines. The line on my left is for men who dominated their women on earth. The line on my right is for men who were dominated by their women. OK, now line up all of you.”

    There is then a lot of movement for some time, but eventually the women are gone and there are two lines of men. The line of men that were dominated by their women is 150 miles long. The line of men that dominated their women has only one man in it, Harry.

    God is angry with the men and says, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and yet you were all dominated by your partners. Look at the only one of you that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him.”

    He turns to Harry and says, “Tell them, my son. How did you manage to be the only one on that line?”

    Harry says, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”

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    his name is not really Harry, it's DH...(mine! :wink: ) :mrgreen:

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    Smiles :thumbup:

    (NO - that would be my DH quiltncrazy!!)

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    :lol: 8) 8) :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!

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