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Thread: The Ex-wife

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    The Ex-wife

    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
    One evening, after the honeymoon,
    he was assembling some ammo loads for an upcoming hunt.


    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
    After a long period of silence she finally speaks.


    Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's
    time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing.
    Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

    Tim gets this horrified look on his face.


    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"


    ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

    "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"






    ”I wasn't “
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    hee hee hee hee (I used to introduce my first husband as "my first husband").
    Since I gain weight reading cookbooks, why can't I lose weight watching a fitness program?

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    Thanks Ditter!
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    That's a good one.. thanks

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    You always find the best!! Thanks!!!
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    Very cute, thanks for sharing!
    -Life is like a quilt...bits & pieces, joy -and- sorrow, stitched with love- http://spudgrandma.wordpress.com/

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    Another good one, Ditter! My cousin and her ex remained on good terms for their kid's sake. After she remarried, she and her hubby were out eating with a group of us and we ran into the ex. Her present hubby introduced him to our friends as his husband-in-law. I laughed until I cried.

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    That was too funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti25314 View Post
    hee hee hee hee (I used to introduce my first husband as "my first husband").
    I still do that!! Of course we have only been married sixty years, and eight months... ;-)

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    You did again Ditter! I laughed so hard and I shared this with my boyfriend, he fishes, and he just couldn't stop laughing, hence the reason why I won't remarry!

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