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Thread: Fairies - Funny

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    Senior Member BeckyL's Avatar
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    A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table..
    She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...The husband became 92 years old.


    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....

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    Well, men will be men, what can you do? LOL!

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    Super Member sewwhat85's Avatar
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    i love that one lol

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    Senior Member sylviak's Avatar
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    Be careful what you wish for, LOL!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: Great joke!

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