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Favorite animal.....funny!!

Favorite animal.....funny!!

Old 12-20-2010, 10:31 AM
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do,
too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
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Old 12-20-2010, 10:36 AM
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Still laughing. Thanks!
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Old 12-20-2010, 10:52 AM
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Ditter you crack me up I have no idea where you come up with some of the things you do but I sure enjoy them. Thanks!!!
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:08 PM
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Oh, ha ha ha, Ditter, love your posts!!
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:19 PM
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Guess that kid really liked fried chicken!!! lol
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:22 PM
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It's finger lickin' good!
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:27 PM
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good one love that chicken
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Old 12-20-2010, 12:53 PM
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sounds like one of my boys lol
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:11 PM
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Too, too funny.
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Oh dear!
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