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A few goodies to make you smile!

A few goodies to make you smile!

Old 11-26-2012, 11:59 AM
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Default A few goodies to make you smile!

Answering machine message,

"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."


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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~


My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~



The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
Pledge of Allegiance?"
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:40 PM
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Great! Thanks again!
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:17 PM
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I love reading your posts!
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:54 PM
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I especially love the last one.
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Old 11-26-2012, 07:29 PM
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You always make me laugh!
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:16 AM
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Ditter you did it again. Made me smile!!
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:47 AM
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Thanks for the goodies. Yes, they did make me smile.
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:58 AM
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thanks for the smile and laugh. what a great way to start the day.
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I look for your "funnies" first , every time.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:15 AM
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Love the one by Jay Leno, decided to copy it and put it as my signature in my emails. Thank you.
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